What not to do to students during clinicals:

*DON’T: Leave them in a random hallway in a super busy hospital with a smelly psych patient. Your student’s nose hairs will all be fried off or wither away and die or pack up and move to the country. 

*DON’T: Leave a student there without giving the updated report to the new unit, but it’s cool, your student can handle it.

*DON’T: Be incredibly surprised when your student is not particularly nice about it when your student gets back to the truck.

*DO: Expect your student to take a Xanax and/or some zen deep breathing practices and then be your best little helper again because your student needs your signature on this paperwork.